Channel Five strikes again. Last week, Ted pointed out to me the show ‘Strangelove’ which last week had the subtitle ‘My Car Is My Lover’. That sort of speaks for itself. But I missed this one, so caught it tonight which was titled ‘I Married The Eiffel Tower’.
As I’m sure you’ve guessed by now, the show was about people who love inanimate objects, or objectumsexuals as they seem to be called. There’s only 40 of these people in the world and all seem to be women, but they all find each other through the wonders of the Interweb. Isn’t it a wonderful thing? Don’t sex it though, please.
The vast majority of people who have OS have a form of Asperger’s, a syndrome which can inhibit social behaviour. One woman dismissed being constantly rehomed, harassed and even molested by her half-brother as mere facts of life compared to what she goes through, as she hugged her model of the Brooklyn Bridge.
This is Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer from Sweden. She’s the most famous one as she was infatuated with the Berlin Wall and, hence, her surname. She makes constant visits to remnants of the wall to talk, kiss and even do inappropriate things to it in public. She was recently in the press and, notably, Have I Got News For You the other day because she married the wall, but cheated on it with a garden fence. Apparently, people laughed at her intimacy, but told her not to take offence. She took it too literally. (Calm down, that was a joke.)
Another woman, Amy Wolfe, had become fascinated by the fairground ride 1001 Nacht and had even ‘reached the point of climax’ just through her imagination. Strangelove showed a video clip of her first encounter with the ride for 5 months, where she got underneath it and covered herself in its oil. Kinky.
Well, I suppose it’s not harming anyone. Even if someone hugging and putting their head against the Empire State Building might constitute a security hazard, it’s not illegal or anything. Sure, it’s weird as hell being aroused by Paul the church organ, but everyone has their needs. If it wasn’t weird, Five wouldn’t have showed it. Back to normal programming for them next week, though. It’s only about a nudist family. Pfft.
I saw that yesterday… I shat myself.
It was the most fucked up thing I’d ever seen.
We thought we’d seen it all, pretty unshockable people but WOW, that was somin’ else!
I’m looking at my neighbours fence in a whoooole new way……..
Hi
I’m in Australia so we get everything last! That was the most bizarre thing I’ve ever seen. Straddling the eiffel tower in public like that and lying beneath the ride covered in grease! Mmmmm?? Lucky hey don’t embarrass easily! The worse bit was the fence thing in the church when the vicar arrived. I was even embarrassed!
I THINK THESE PEOPLE ARE WONDERFUL!!!!!!
I am not personally an object sexual but I actually understand them. I don’t find them fascinating in that awful…scientific petri dish kind of way, but fascinating in an “i appreciate that you exist” sort of way.
bless them
best,
Charlie
WTF
I highly doubt most people who have OS also have Asperger’s.
Jesus christ!! When i saw channel 5′s report, my brain almost exploded. I’m starting to wonder. How the hell do u have sex with a tower!!!!!!
when i watched this documentary i instantly went out and romped fuck out of the neighbours letterbox. the sex was amazing and a creamed all over their morning mail. BRAMA, GET YA RAT OOT!
sooo why isnt gay marrige legal yet? i mean come on she married a bridge!!
oh dear…
i beleive a fence in the vagina could be quite unpleasant…
My question is how the hell does one have sex with a wall?
I read an article about a guy who had sex with his car…and he invited other cars to have sex with them as well. Kinky gangbang.
Stunning, I didn’t heard about that up to the present. Thankz.