I’m coming back today. Woo. But probably not going to be able to update this until tomorrow, so you’ve got about 24 hours to solve these little riddles. Feel free to collaborate and send your answers in via the comments, but I’m sure you’ll feel more proud if you did them yourself.

They aren’t really puzzles, more like describing people I know, so Facebook may come in useful here. Just do you know these people?

Person One

This person I’ve known since… oh, a good 4-ish years. I’m talking to them now on MSN (but obviously, this was written last Sunday at about 1am, so it could be anyone).

They’re pretty keen when it comes to anything… ever. I’m pretty sure they would kill you if you insulted their keen-ness. Either that or hire someone for you. Maybe of the asian persuasion, but we’ll leave that up to you to decide.

As of the time of writing, they seem like the second-most happiest person in the world (second only, of course, to Nadine) and it doesn’t look like any sign of stopping, even if it has only been going on for about 5/6 days now.

They’re a good friend, and I’ll be amazed if nobody gets who they are. If you don’t then… your mum’s… something.

Person Two

Person two is… hard to describe, as I rarely get to see them. But when I do see them, I’m almost always ‘Matthew’.

Their body parts are all mixed up. They have a face on both their hand and their ear, but nothing to do with eyeliner. They’re way too cool for that.

They could probably have an argument with themselves about a Quiznos order, just because they wanted it plain. I mean, jeez, it’s not that difficult is it? Well, then again, those Americans…

So can you guess who this second person is? If you can, make sure you jot it down on your colourful spiral notebook.

Person Three

The third person is known by most… if not all people (or girls) as the one to watch out for for all the wrong reasons.

Regardless of whether they had a sex change or not, this person wouldn’t look right without bum fluff facial hair and the scraggy appearance we come to love.

They don’t care what they look like and seemingly don’t have to worry, as they’re a bit of a player… and it works… somehow. I’m sure their targets have no real opinion on the matter, just that they’re there.

They love numbers, I’m sure, be it those used for educational purposes or those used for dates. Either or, I’m sure they’d love them. Just stick breasts in there, and they’ll be fine.

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Okay, so three pretty clear and obvious people. I’ll no doubt forget who they are by tomorrow, but never mind. It’s half the fun just seeing what you guys say. So go tell me who you think they are.

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