Quick reminder, people. My time on the plinth is on in just under two hour’s time. Yes, really. It’s come round very quick, hasn’t it.
But seeing as you’re at your computer and it’s highly unlikely you could make it to Trafalgar Square in a couple of hours – especially at this time of night – you might as well just watch it online. Just go to www.tinyurl.com/matton4thplinth at 4am and watch me strut my stuff in the place worth only £240 in Monopoly.
Want to get in touch with me? No problem. Just text me, or even ring me if you like while I’m up there and I’ll try and respond to you, be it by text, phone or out loud in the square.
But what if you don’t have my number? Well, fear not. You can send me a direct message on Twitter, and it’ll send it straight to my mobile phone, assuming O2 doesn’t decide it won’t work in my hour of need. You’ll need a Twitter account, otherwise I do believe that the link will work for you. =]
But what do you need to do? Well, nothing. You can sit back and watch aimlessly if you’d like. But I would like your help in sending me some really cringe-worthy jokes using any of the methods above before and during the hour (or even after – I do love a good naff joke). Here’s one to start you off:
"I haven’t spoken to my mother-in-law for 18 years. I don’t like to interrupt."
You better be watching me! See you later! =]


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