It doesn’t feel all that long ago I wrote the last one. Well, it was only last month, but let’s gloss over that fact. I haven’t really done a lot this month, but I can see next month – the final 7 Things post evarrr – being where the plan comes together. We shall see, [...]
Archive > November 2009
Poole’s Christmas Cone
Been to Poole recently? I have, because I kind of live there. But have you been to the Dolphin Centre in Poole in the past two weeks? If you have, you’ve probably seen that it’s been lovingly decorated for Christmas with the usual tinsel, garlands and a… huge bloody cone on the high street. Today [...]
5 Other Things I Didn’t Know Last Week
1. Dolphin Pool isn’t all it’s made out to be. 2. You can burn yourself making a sandwich. 3. I don’t have DailyBooth. 4. I’ve been subjected to 2 years of Christmas Cone outrage now. 5. People see what they want to see.
So, is Christmas here yet?
BAM! Christmas is here now you’ve heard that song. It’s scary, but a month today you’ll be pulling crackers with Nan and donning the paper hats as you tell the jokes even Russell Brand thinks are awful. It’s a scientific fact. That song gets most people in the Christmas mood the most. My sources? The [...]
We are ShortOfTheNorm.
Oh hai there, readers of the Internet. You’re used to being over-achingly pessimistic. Well, meet your newest crusaders! Monday, Wednesday, Friday. All in a line. =] Jake and Jordan, as well as myself are starting a YouTube channel called ShortOfTheNorm. It’s only a name, but we didn’t want to get your expectations any higher than [...]


