1. ASDA gets like a bomb shelter on Christmas Eve. 2. Jesus could have been born up to 9 months after Christmas. 3. John can mime ‘reloading’ in a funny way. 4. Ice is not fun. 5. Santa is badass.
Archive > December 2009
Home time.
I am home, back in sunny, warm, friendly Northampton. Woop woop, etc. Time to don my tracksuit bottoms, brush off the sports cap and shave strange lines in my hair. I don’t want to seem like an outsider, do I? If you’re subscribed to ShortOfTheNorm, obviously you’d know that already: </shamelessplug> The first thing I [...]
5 Other Things I Didn’t Know Last Week
1. Everyone loves Christmas Cracker jokes. 2. I need to get the word ‘panini’ somewhere in my live show today. 3. X Factor Joe is being outsold by Rage Against The Machine. 4. Static electricity makes my forehead go numb. 5. Christians do have a sense of humor.
Fin.
To today was the last day of my first term at university. We had a half hour lecture about ten people turned up to. This may have been the reason: The day before was the last big event in Bournemouth before Christmas, so naturally we did what IMPs do best and consume large amounts of [...]
Rage Against The Machine for Christmas Number 1?
Every year I generally write a blog post on who’s going to win that year’s X Factor. So far I think I’ve been wrong every time, so that (and the fact I haven’t actually seen it this year) would be the reason why I haven’t put it up here. Either way, I think everyone and [...]
