1. The hash key on a Mac is Alt+3. 2. Modern Warfare 2 is as addictive as the original. 3. Poole in the sun attracts swarms of coach parties. 4. Chris Moyles has the ability to send me to sleep again. 5. The Isle of Sheppey looks just like the whole of the UK coastline.
Archive > April 2010
Labour’s Car Crash Campaign
I was just browsing BBC News (You know, like all the cool kids do) looking to see what’s been happening in the world. What do you know, an ironic metaphor appeared at a Labour poster launch. In a final ditch attempt to rally up some votes, Labour was promoting the release of these giant red [...]
Mahoosive project.
I’ve tried to restrain myself from blogging too much about university until I found how touchy they were about it (you know, after being censored by my last school, which shall remain nameless but, well, you can find out if you like…). Turns out they don’t really care. So I immediately feel I shouldn’t post [...]
Boobquake.
My Geography teacher Mr Smith always taught me that earthquakes were caused by the movements of tectonic plates. But apparently there’s a guy who knows more about the subject who thinks it’s a woman’s cleavage. Huh. They never told us that approach… A week or so back a bloke named Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi (thank God [...]
5 Other Things I Didn’t Know Last Week
1. A ‘Clegg’ is a slang term for a ladies undercarriage. 2. Nick Clegg hates England. 3. Date Night isn’t all that great. 4. I’m a really experienced Ultimate Frisbee player. 5. Sleeping helps remember tasks.
