If you watched the Eurovision results, you’ll know that the United Kingdom’s Josh Dubovie got to a resounding last place with 10 points out of a possible 468 (Of course, if you haven’t watched it yet but plan to, I won’t ruin it for you…). You know why that is? Because we’re shit. I know [...]
Archive > May 2010
5 Other Things I Didn’t Know Last Week
1. Today is Hug Your Cat Day. 2. Kazoos don’t beat breasts in search for musical talent. 3. Any time I think “Oh, that would be good for 5OT this week” I forget it by Friday. 4. Power cuts in Nationwide are taken very seriously. 5. Bank robbers aren’t so good with quantities.
David Mitchell’s Soapbox – Haircuts
So I was going to blog about my experience with haircuts, but David Mitchell kind of sums it up in his latest Soapbox put up on YouTube. I went to get my hair cut yesterday. I know, exciting eh. There was this bloke who cut my hair this time – which is weird enough in [...]
The automatic response to “How are you?”
It’s nice to know people want to know how I am. That’s lovely. It shows thought on their side to the way I’m feeling. It’s nice. But it’s a shame everyone has to be so nice. I don’t mean that I want people telling me to fuck off on a daily basis, I just wish [...]
5 Other Things I Didn’t Know Last Week
1. People still walk around university at 3am. 2. Juliette Capulet lives in Boscombe. 3. There’s a Rick Astley / Sir Mix-a-lot mashup. 4. The Featles make a great boyband. 5. Nobody wants to hear that Zoe’s broken down.
