Meet Sharktopus – Half shark, half octopus. You see, they do put some thought into the titles, y’know…
Now if didn’t make my feelings for it known enough before someone stole it, I was a big fan of Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus. If you never saw that, or even heard of it, watch it’s trailer. It’s awesome.
The TV channel Syfy thought so to and recently screened the movie to what I can only imagine was an audience in the billions. Now they’re paying hosts to this other epic movie which sees the animals in perfect harmony – quite literally – kicking some surfboardin’ ass!
I’ve got some information about the Sharktopus species for you here from everyone’s trusted source Uncyclopedia. It was sent from the pits of hell to kill all those who enter the sea. Once it grabs you, it sodomises you and eats you feet first (so you feel more pain, logically), then goes after your family since it’s able to smell bloodlines.
After a bit of a kerfuffle during the Clone Wars (yeah, those Clone Wars), they were deployed for military usage during the second World War to eat nazis, communists and zebras. They’re also responsible for dropping the bombs on Hiroshima.
But that might be bollocks, I don’t know.
All I do know is that Sharktopus is hitting US airwaves September 25th and I’m sure the UK’s soon after. While it isn’t a sequel to Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (but really, really should be), there is Mega Python vs. Gatoroid coming in 2011 starring (yes, you guessed it) Deborah Gibson again. Thank heavens.
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