Now I know if I tell you someone faces a driving ban for their speeding organ I’ll get immature sniggers from a few of you. But no no, it’s real. I saw it on the news. This is Paul Bex. He’s from Cambridgeshire, but don’t hold that against him. He’s a driver for the private [...]
Archive > August 2010
5 Other Things I Didn’t Know Last Week
1. Simon likes penguin hats. 2. You can kick a burning terrorist so hard in the balls it can tear a tendon in your foot. 3. Mr Burns is the Nerve intern. 4. Pokemon games don’t hold their saves like they used to. 5. Saving your change can buy you a car.
Dr A Suicide Bomber
It’s probably not a good idea to open something addressed to "Suicide Bomber" that’s been posted in your letterbox, but thankfully this man did so we can all laugh at him. His name? Andrew Adams – a 63-year old retired taxi driver from Swansea. One day the postman delivered his letters as usual, but with [...]
X Factor auditions Auto-Tuned?
Okay, I’m a nerd, I admit it. While X Factor was on, I was on my laptop while the V+ box recorded it to watch later. I was on Twitter and a storm was brewing. Well, I say a storm, Steve posted this: .bbpbox21771247869 {background:url(http://a3.twimg.com/profile_background_images/120806859/Untitled-1.jpg) #ffffff;padding:20px;} p.bbptweet{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 10px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px !important;line-height:22px;-moz-border-radius:5px;-webkit-border-radius:5px} p.bbptweet span.metadata{display:block;width:100%;clear:both;margin-top:8px;padding-top:12px;height:40px;border-top:1px solid #fff;border-top:1px [...]
5 Other Things I Didn’t Know Last Week
1. Sainsbury’s Cafe do a mean bacon sandwich. 2. Mix tapes are manly. 3. Robots are slow at serving ice cream. 4. Me being Bear Grylls involves wearing an ill-fitting vest. 5. Some priests are cool.
