1. People in London treat you differently if you wear a suit. 2. The Duke of Edinburgh is exactly as you’d imagine him to be. 3. Walking around all day gives me a blister on my hand. 4. Fake Irn Bru tastes like it, but without the excitement. 5. ‘Baby Gaga’ is breast milk ice [...]
Archive > February 2011
Meeting Prince Philip. brb.
So yesterday I had the pleasure of meeting Prince Philip. Yeah. The bloke himself. The one that once commented that one of the main problems facing Brazil is that "Brazilians live there". Man after my own heart, really. It’s all in aid of me getting my Gold Duke of Edinburgh award. In fact, I completed [...]
Gay Niggers From Outer Space
You might be thinking "Matthew, how dare you use that sort of language" and, well, you’re right. But part of my uni course requires me to watch some rather weird films and this being one of them (yeah, this is a film…) Obviously it goes without saying that this is probably NSFW, or indeed safe [...]
5 Other Things I Didn’t Know Last Week
1. A lot of people appeal to Justin Bieber’s softer side. 2. No matter how bad I think an essay has been, it seems to go well in the end. 3. Tailored suits look dashing. 4. Helping any woman in a retail outlet looks like you’re taking the piss. 5. Fish can do synchronised swimming.
Jedward’s Eurovision Entry for Ireland – Lipstick
…I’m not entirely sure what just happened to the concept of music just then. Pretty sure a black hole just appeared. But then again, this is the sort of thing I’d love to see win. By that I mean a stupid song, rather than a power ballad. Screw you, Boyzone.
