It’s rare anyone actually likes champagne. The uni now has a place called The Edge. Everybody loves my mum on Twitter. Battlefield 3 is awesome. Clothes can fuel racism.
Archive > September 2011
Never Drinking Again
I came across this video a while back, but I think it’s entirely appropriate for the new freshers knocking around Bournemouth. Everything’s more awesome when put to music, right?
New house and other developments.
Oof. It went all quiet on the western front, didn’t it. It’s because I recently moved back into my new house in Bournemouth, y’see, which didn’t have Internet until Friday. Since then I’ve been busy busy and that’s not likely to stop all week. But go get a cup of tea and a biscuit, as [...]
5 Other Things I Didn’t Know Last Week
All it takes is cheap stuff to get me spending more money than I should. Internet makes everyone happy. Putting out the bins at 4am looks suspicious. Searching for ‘Nyan Cat’ on Spotify and playing a song makes for a happy Internet. Turkish dead people sometimes come back to life.
The Matt and Ellie Show is back for Freshers!
Hoorah! It’s back again for another year! I don’t know how that one got through the net… But yes, me and Ellie are once again invading the airwaves of Bournemouth and Poole for a couple of weeks, but this time to celebrate the new wave of Britain’s intellectual elite – the freshers! Our first show [...]


