1. Simon likes penguin hats. 2. You can kick a burning terrorist so hard in the balls it can tear a tendon in your foot. 3. Mr Burns is the Nerve intern. 4. Pokemon games don’t hold their saves like they used to. 5. Saving your change can buy you a car.
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5 Other Things I Didn’t Know Last Week
1. Sainsbury’s Cafe do a mean bacon sandwich. 2. Mix tapes are manly. 3. Robots are slow at serving ice cream. 4. Me being Bear Grylls involves wearing an ill-fitting vest. 5. Some priests are cool.
5 Other Things I Didn’t Know Last Week
1. Today is International Left Handed Day. 2. Dan Lane got engaged. 3. Simon likes dying his hair ginger. 4. People can trash someone’s house, leave others to clean it up and still remain friends with them. 5. Peas can grow inside you.
5 Other Things I Didn’t Know Last Week
1. Theory books won’t read themselves. 2. Women with babies think I’m weird. 3. There’s no easy way to cancel Xbox Live. 4. The penis-person ratio on Chatroulette is about 3:1. 5. America has wine vending machines.
5 Other Things I Didn’t Know Last Week
1. I’m not exactly great at planning ahead. 2. Inception is a mind-fuck. 3. The Elite Four are a lot less intimidating now I’m 19. 4. I’ve gained 7lbs since moving back home for the summer. 5. Wankers aren’t free from parking fines.
