My new Lumia.

It’s not often I get stuff for free. Obviously, there’s Christmas coming up and people are doing it because they love you and whatnot but it’s rare people will actually give me stuff. That’s exactly what the lovely people at Microsoft did with this new Lumia 800.

If you’re not a fan of words, I’ve got a three-word visual review for you here:

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But I’m guessing you’re here for a bit more of an in-depth review. Fair enough. Just bear in mind they’ve not paid me to say any of this stuff specifically, but I might have a bit of a bias into liking it purely because I didn’t have to fork out £400. Win some, lose some.

Nokia Lumia 800I had never touched a Windows Phone before getting this last week. This is an entirely new experience for me. I’ve got an iOS device and (up until last week of course) an Android device. So really, discounting webOS, Symbian and BlackBerry (lol) I’ve now got some experience with all three major mobile operating systems.

Is Windows Phone the best? From a usability perspective, it’s debateable. Now when I use iOS the icons feel pretty prehistoric, but at the same time iOS has simplicity nailed down. There’s not a lot graphically on Windows Phone, but it’s still more flair than there is on iOS.

People HubBut that’s stuff’s boring for people who aren’t nerds, so I’ll get right to the meaty part – the stuff it actually does. It’s got Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn and whatnot already baked into the OS so there’s no real reason to download any other apps for those purposes other than maybe a more familiar layout. Of course, Windows Live and Xbox Live are both in there, too, but I don’t really use Windows Live or actually played any mobile games for Xbox Live yet so I can’t really comment. Although I can poke my avatar now, which is a great use of technology.

There’s not a lot of great stuff on the Marketplace, but that’s really up to us developers to sort that out for you. That’s also half the reason they gave us the phones, but I’d like to think the majority was out of love.

Build quality is wonderful, even if it does feel like a Nokia branded brick sometimes. I’m just used to my X10 midget phone, most likely, so that opinion doesn’t really mean much.

Overall it’s awesome and you should totally get one. Then pin me to your Start screen, because then you’ll see all my witticisms every time you use your phone (and who wouldn’t want that?)

5 Other Things I Didn’t Know Last Week

  1. Xbox Live’s cloud storage service is a godsend.
  2. Clients are inherently evil.
  3. Christmas renders any work slow progress.
  4. I’m finally caught up with How I Met Your Mother.
  5. Elephants have six toes.

THE END IS NIGH

We’re officially in our final days, guys. The Mayans are coming!

Mayan Calendar

This, my friends, is apparently what the Mayan Calendar looks like. Just showing my naive, British youth there. I’m a bit lazy with my research, but from what I can gather it’s officially a year until this thing runs out. Bummer.

I’m sure you’ve realised by now that the world was supposed to end quite a few times – most notably Harold Camping’s efforts on May 21st, then again on October 21st – whether you believe what you see on the news, hear on the street or get thrusted into your hands as you walk through the centre of town by a crazy man.

This is the last December 22nd you’ll be seeing… ever. This will be the last Christmas, the last new year celebration you have, the last birthday, the last anniversary, the last… oh no… the last Eurovision!

Oh, pfft. Of course not. If it is true, I’m hoping for this sort of style of apocalypse:

or even this:

Or, even, both. Maybe a flood of liquid dinosaurs. Oh, man. Get Michael Bay on the line.

Dinosaurs aside, December 21st 2012 has got a cornucopia of mythological events supposedly happening on it. Mayan gods shall be uprising, solar shift, violent earthquakes and Kiefer Sutherland’s birthday. All on that one day. Man, that’s one hell of a birthday party.

Alas, I wouldn’t worry. It’s all just the end of an era quite literally. That’s all the Mayan calendar points to. It’s basically their time to go into Clinton’s and get a nice new one. Maybe one of those A3 Justin Bieber ones. I hear they’ve got plenty of stock.

I think I might make my own doomsday prediction – December 20th, 2012. So when you’re all doing everything you would do on your last night on Earth, it’s too late and you’re already dead. Either that, or someone else can predict an apocalypse on December 19th, and so we can all love each other for every single day like it’s our last. D’aww. What a lovely thought…

It’s Christmas Time

It’s officially less than a week until Christmas. I know, right? Around this time last year snow caused havoc nationwide with a distinct flutter of the cold stuff causing scenes that look like they’re off of Christmas cards themselves. But this year? Nothing. Maybe Scotland or something got a flutter but no this year so far it’s just been sodding cold.

This was December. In fact, the pictures from that slideshow (lovingly put to Katy Perry, I might add) were from the first batch of snow of December. That cleared up and then it did it again, but worse. That’s proper Winter. None of this “Ooh, I might have to put a hoody on underneath my coat” rubbish.

Only today did I hear Slade for the first time this season. Slade, of course, referring to their only notable song Merry Christmas Everybody which has always signified in my little noggin that Christmas is on it’s way. But no, this year not even the 19 windows open on my advent calendar have prepared me for this.

Previous years have always had some sort of build up to something amazing happening on the big day. Everyone’s having a good time, it’s great. This year has been swamped with nothing but work and I’ve had no time whatsoever to do anything remotely festive. It’s like a giant fun hoover (which, sidenote, you can’t get as gifts for girls. They don’t like it.)

Alas, it’s what six days away now? Surely I can put some time aside for festivities, right? It’s Christmas, after all…

5 Other Things I Didn’t Know Last Week

  1. The things I think and the things I text are two different things.
  2. Windows Phone 7 is pretty swish, really.
  3. 50” HD Battlefield 3 is a masterpiece.
  4. I don’t take good pictures any more.
  5. Seals like sofas.
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