Well would you believe it it’s the end of the year already. It’s been a whole 365 days since you were (totally not, you bastards) reading last year’s recap. But hey, if you’re new this year, this is the recap of the year. Bit like the Big Fat Quiz of the Year, just with less [...]
Tag Archive > April
Paul the Octopus dies aged… well… 2.
As I’m sure you’ve no doubt heard by now, Paul the Psychic Octopus – world renound for correctly predicting the outcome of eight successive World Cup matches – has died. I’m pretty sure everyone’s heard of him, even if you live in the Calamari… sorry, Kalahari… However much you love or hate the eight-legged [...]
Scotland to ban in-school sex
The Scottish parliament is expected to pass a new ruling later this week regarding the sexual activities of it’s secondary school pupils. This comes after new stories emerge after a couple were given a three-day suspension after being caught in the act. The HMIE (Scotland’s answer to OFSTED) recently began issuing student questionnaires as well [...]
Eurovision Flashmob?
Anyone who knows me (or even just visits my blog on occasion) knows I’m a bit of a fan of flashmobs. If you don’t know what they are, don’t worry I won’t kill you. Put simply they’re where large groups of people do something seemingly at random in a public place then quickly disperse. Kind [...]
A Darling budget report.
Okay, it wasn’t that great, but the title was too good to not use. Alistair Darling – seen here just before he goes on a short break with a very small suitcase (Has he never heard of Argos?) – gave us Brits a taste of what’s to come in his budget report. I know, it [...]
