Being ill. It’s one of the things phones want to make you look like a prat about. But this isn’t a rant so much at that fact, it’s just… why. Why does illness exist. Okay, granted. People need to die somehow. Thankfully, there’s other ways to take the idiots out of the gene pool (some [...]
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On new terms.
See what I did there? It’s a new term at uni. Get it? Oh, my talents are wasted on you people… So yeah, the fun fest of Christmas is now officially over. Back here in Bournemouth to start my new term at uni, which wouldn’t be so bad if I didn’t have to go in [...]
Raconteur in Retrospect: July – December
Huzzah! You’re back! So you read yesterday’s post about the review of the year from the first half, but what about the second? Granted it happened more recently so it won’t be as interesting (nor probably as long as I’m sure you’re glad to hear). But what did happen in the second half of the [...]
Raconteur in Retrospect: January – June
Well would you believe it it’s the end of the year already. It’s been a whole 365 days since you were (totally not, you bastards) reading last year’s recap. But hey, if you’re new this year, this is the recap of the year. Bit like the Big Fat Quiz of the Year, just with less [...]
Merry Christmas, everyone.
I know, I know. The shops stocked Christmas stuff just after Halloween in early November, so I can’t really blame you for thinking Christmas has already been and gone but no, in fact today is Christmas Day. Have a good day and all that, before I turn and make it downright dreary with my dry [...]



