(I apologise in advance to the search engines. This post isn’t about bellends or Bell End, this is about the classification of people you could probably – quite harshly – describe as a bellend. As a result, all pictures illustrating this post are from a Google Image search for ‘douchebags’)
Today comes a post which is [...]
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What makes a bellend?
Fin.
To today was the last day of my first term at university. We had a half hour lecture about ten people turned up to. This may have been the reason:
The day before was the last big event in Bournemouth before Christmas, so naturally we did what IMPs do best and consume large amounts of [...]
Happy Richy B Day!
Whey! I know you can hardly contain your excitement, but today has been designated as Richy B Day. Who’s Richy B do you ask? Well, he’s this guy:
Urm… okay.
It was decided that Richy B was far too legendary to not have his own day. So the powers that be (or Ted, either or) created [...]
7 Things Review – November
It doesn’t feel all that long ago I wrote the last one. Well, it was only last month, but let’s gloss over that fact. I haven’t really done a lot this month, but I can see next month – the final 7 Things post evarrr – being where the plan comes together. We shall see, [...]
So, is Christmas here yet?
BAM! Christmas is here now you’ve heard that song. It’s scary, but a month today you’ll be pulling crackers with Nan and donning the paper hats as you tell the jokes even Russell Brand thinks are awful.
It’s a scientific fact. That song gets most people in the Christmas mood the most. My sources? The same [...]


