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What makes a bellend?

(I apologise in advance to the search engines. This post isn’t about bellends or Bell End, this is about the classification of people you could probably – quite harshly – describe as a bellend. As a result, all pictures illustrating this post are from a Google Image search for ‘douchebags’)
Today comes a post which is [...]

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The iPad – Apple’s answer to women’s problems?

[From the time I saw it on a Mr Stone’s status, and the time I came to put it here, it had 50,000 more views. ]
Of course not! Silly billy. This is the latest offering to the Mr Jobs’ Wonder Emporium to apparently bridge the gap between using your phones and your laptops. There [...]

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5 Other Things I Didn’t Know Last Week

1. Everyone loves Christmas Cracker jokes.
2. I need to get the word ‘panini’ somewhere in my live show today.
3. X Factor Joe is being outsold by Rage Against The Machine.
4. Static electricity makes my forehead go numb.
5. Christians do have a sense of humor.

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Rage Against The Machine for Christmas Number 1?

Every year I generally write a blog post on who’s going to win that year’s X Factor. So far I think I’ve been wrong every time, so that (and the fact I haven’t actually seen it this year) would be the reason why I haven’t put it up here. Either way, I think everyone and [...]

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My shortfallings.

Okay, people. There’s such a thing called ‘common sense’. If you don’t know what that is, you lack it, so go Wiki it. They’re things people are generally expected to know about in conversations of any type, be it professional or personal.
Some things I just don’t know. Some things I know I know but [...]

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