(Heh. It’s adorable my blog program thinks ‘snowpocalypse’ is a word.) This weekend was the weekend everybody wanted to get home on for Christmas. It’s also the same weekend mother nature decided she had PMT and nobody was going to have fun if she wasn’t. Bitch. One of those people who had to get home [...]
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KATIE AND WAGNER VOTED OFF OF X FACTOR
(Capital letter adds extra annoyance to anyone who didn’t want to know the result. If you are one of those people, kindly never visit my blog again. kthxbai.) The title of this blog is pretty self-explanatory – the Weasel and Wagner got voted off X Factor tonight. While I was backing either Wagner or Tesco [...]
The night I became a DJ.
The original title of this blog post was "The night I became a babe magnet." but that of course would have been a lie. The girls only wanted me for my free hats. Nerve gets me doing quite a bit of stuff. I mean, these past couple of weeks have been taken up by presenting [...]
5 Other Things I Didn’t Know Last Week
1. Simon likes penguin hats. 2. You can kick a burning terrorist so hard in the balls it can tear a tendon in your foot. 3. Mr Burns is the Nerve intern. 4. Pokemon games don’t hold their saves like they used to. 5. Saving your change can buy you a car.
5 Other Things I Didn’t Know Last Week
1. Today is International Left Handed Day. 2. Dan Lane got engaged. 3. Simon likes dying his hair ginger. 4. People can trash someone’s house, leave others to clean it up and still remain friends with them. 5. Peas can grow inside you.
